I Would Rather Wear A Mask Than:

Underwire Bra

Binder

Wool

Most Shoes

Turtlenecks

Denim

Any fabrics of comparable or greater levels of roughness, thickness, and stiffness.

Tights

Tuxedo

Corset

Necklace

Collared Shirts

Any Uniform

I’ve Been Making Artist Soup

I guess I should call it Artist’s Soup rather, I don’t want to imply I’m making soup out of artists